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Harry Potter and the Toilet Brownies: AU by sarahslaysthings, literature

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Harry Potter and the Toilet Brownies: AU

Once upon a time there was a guy named Harry Potter. He went to a bakery to buy a brownie, but when he got there, he realized that he left his money at home, so he got some hobo to create a distraction while he stole the brownies. "STOP, THIEF!!!" cried the cashier, but Harry ducked into the bathroom. "Open up! POLICE!!!!" There was banging on the door. Harry thought that if they opened the door, they might check the contents of his stomach to find the brownies, and arrest him. So he started flushing them down the toilet, and the toilet got clogged up. Then Policeman Joe Bob knocked down the bathroom door and saw the brownies in the sink. Eve

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Harry Potter and the Toilet Brownies: AU by sarahslaysthings, literature

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Who Am I? by PhoenixFirewing, literature

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Who Am I?

Who Am I? I am the girl wanting to fit in, Who doesn't want to be bullied everyday she goes to school. The girl others call weird for no reason, The girl people speak to as if she is retarded. I am the girl with few friends, Because I have been betrayed by others, So therefore doesn't want to risk being betrayed and hurt again. They called me names I now ignore, But still try to steal my things to get a reaction from me, I can't take it so I go to the one place I know I'm safe from them. When school ends they follow me back, Making me paranoid. I know I cannot run, So I stop in place until they walk in front of me. I am the gi

A Bad Dream (Rose x Ten) by Flying-With-The-Owls, literature

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A Bad Dream (Rose x Ten)

"Mommy?" Rose stirred awake to her daughter's voice. "I had a bad dream." "Come here, love. What did you dream about?" "I dreamed that you and Daddy died." Rose held her daughter tightly. "Can you tell me a story?" "Of course, sweetheart. What do you want to hear about?" "The man who I'm named after." "Again?" Rose stroked the young girl's silky brown hair. "What's going on?" The Doctor stirred awake and sat up. "Michaela couldn't sleep." "Did you have a bad dream again?" "Yeah." Michaela buried her head in Rose's chest. Just then, the infant in the crib began to wail. "I think we woke Danny up." The Doctor got out of bed and picked